If you ever go to a highly-paid orthopedic specialist, and are given a cortisone shot in your hip at 2pm, you may ask this specialist: "Can I ride in my horseback riding in my lesson at 4? I have a show this weekend and can't afford to miss my lesson." The specialist gives his good graces and permission, and tells you to have fun. You might believe him, as he is highly paid. Well my dear watchers and stumblers, I have some pro-tips for you:
DO NOT LISTEN TO YOUR DOCTOR.
DO NOT GO NEAR THE PONIES.
DO NOT GET IN THE SADDLE.
DO NOT PRACTICE YOUR POSTING TROT.
DO NOT PRACTICE YOUR SITTING TROT.
Because then afterwards you will get off, a